Kevin Sizes Up a Horse Snout

April 24, 2018, 10:01 pm

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That chicken’s taking quite a risk sitting on the shelf for delicious foods.

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Kevin Changes His Mind

April 26, 2018, 10:01 pm

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And so ends Snout Augmentation Week. It was, by any measure, one of our most successful snout-related weeks in recent memory.

Kevin Gets a Rude Retort

May 6, 2018, 10:01 pm

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They used to be partners. Where did everything go so terribly wrong?

Space Shark

May 8, 2018, 10:01 pm

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I never could have imagined how gratifying it is to title a cartoon Space Shark.

The Return of SharkBear

May 10, 2018, 10:01 pm

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If SharkBear is truly on the prowl, I suggest everybody RUN … to the store and stock up on ice cream because SharkBear eats a LOT of it.

Pool Hogs

May 13, 2018, 10:01 pm

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It may be solid logic, but bringing the Mormon Tabernacle Choir into it seems uncalled for.

The Fixer

May 15, 2018, 10:01 pm

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Dogs usually are a little more wary about things getting “fixed.”

At the Bear Beer Bar

May 17, 2018, 10:01 pm

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Tip of the Day: Stay away from bears with the nickname “Mr. Cranky.” Or just stay away from bears in general.

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Neither Laurel Nor Yanney

May 20, 2018, 10:01 pm

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I hear the cookies thing, too. Pretty much all the time.

Captain Slappy

May 22, 2018, 10:01 pm

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I now seriously regret not naming this webcomic Captain Slappy.

Sneaky Cow

May 24, 2018, 10:01 pm

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Darn. I should have titled this one “Incowgnito.”

Overcrowded Pool

May 27, 2018, 10:01 pm

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It’s no fun to be in a pool with someone who’s peeing in it, but this somehow seems worse.

Shark-Free Pool

May 29, 2018, 10:01 pm

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I’m sure Chicken will protect Rufus and Rick if shark comes back early.

Kevin Has a Banana Problem

May 31, 2018, 10:01 pm

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This one’s based on real life. Too many stringy bananas lately. And not enough snout holsters.

Kevin Knows Seals

June 3, 2018, 10:01 pm

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Kevin’s knowledge about seals pales in comparison to his knowledge about Scotch Tape.

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Unfriended

June 5, 2018, 10:01 pm

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Later that day, the dog also unfriended him.

No Collusion

June 7, 2018, 10:01 pm

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THIS guy I believe.

Kevin Is Super Tired

June 10, 2018, 10:01 pm

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Stop complaining, Kevin. You got a free mask and cape out of the deal.

Judgmental Dog

June 12, 2018, 10:01 pm

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The dog also would like to believe you’re going to put pants on before noon.

Ice Cream for Bears

June 14, 2018, 10:01 pm

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There are times when I feel that Bear Witness News isn’t really “fair and balanced.”