Kevin Recruits a Shark

June 17, 2018, 10:01 pm

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At least the shark is getting a change of scenery.

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Punish That Horse

June 19, 2018, 10:01 pm

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Geez … imagine if the horse had borrowed 10 bucks.

Moist Yak

June 21, 2018, 10:01 pm

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I apologize for using the word “moist.” I also apologize if I’ve offended any yaks, moist or otherwise.

Kevin Makes a Suggestion

June 24, 2018, 10:01 pm

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If Dairy Queen is a maximum-security prison, lock me up!

Lazy Houdini

June 26, 2018, 10:01 pm

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Every now and then Houdini simply phoned it in.

Jerk-rassic World

June 28, 2018, 10:01 pm

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And so Carl went to watch the movie by himself, like he always does.

Church Pickup Lines

July 1, 2018, 10:01 pm

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This guy doesn’t have a prayer. (A remastered comic from the archives)  

Spoiler Alert

July 3, 2018, 10:01 pm

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Spoiler alert: I pulled this one from the archives. Have a safe and happy Fourth of July!  

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Fewer Fingers

July 4, 2018, 10:01 pm

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It’s a bonus post-holiday cartoon … just because I’m thankful to have all my fingers.

Nine Years of Naps

July 5, 2018, 10:01 pm

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July 1 marked nine years of Captain Scratchy! No, I won’t disclose how many naps I’ve taken in those nine years. In case anyone is wondering, Jeff the Lethargic Beaver indeed spends most of his time monitoring the NapTracker 300.

The Real Star of Jaws

July 8, 2018, 10:01 pm

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This is why sharks rarely get hired as film critics.

Kevin Has Tummy Trouble

July 10, 2018, 10:01 pm

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This is disappointing, because I usually follow Kevin’s lead when it comes to diet and fitness.

Startled Ghost

July 12, 2018, 10:01 pm

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Ghosts hate to be startled because they hate to do laundry.

No Horse Sense

July 15, 2018, 10:01 pm

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Why does everyone pick on Nickelback? Oh … horrible music. Got it.

Probing Error

July 17, 2018, 10:01 pm

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Fortunately, alien probing rods are on sale this week at Target.

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Trouble in Dogtown

July 19, 2018, 10:01 pm

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One thing you never hear in the rough section of Dogtown: “Who’s a good dog?!?!”

Not Missing the Ocean

July 22, 2018, 10:01 pm

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It’s Shark Week! But here at Captain Scratchy, we won’t rest until there’s an officially recognized SharkBear Week.

Shark Week Tribute

July 24, 2018, 10:01 pm

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Can’t blame the little fella for getting over-enthusiastic about Shark Week!

The Dreaded Tub Shark

July 26, 2018, 10:01 pm

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Well, he is asking nicely.

Stupid Dolphin

July 29, 2018, 10:01 pm

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We at Captain Scratchy refuse to let go of Shark Week. Or, in this case, Dolphin Pretending to be Shark Week.